Se ridere allunga la vita, allora io vivrò fino a duemila anni.  

Michael Jackson? L'ottava meraviglia del mondo.

Adoro cantare, ma non vorrei mai essere in quelli che mi ascoltano! 

Certe volte vorrei essere una mosca, per entrare in sala insegnanti mentre fanno gli scrutini prima delle pagelle... anche se non so se ci rimarrei bene nel vedere i miei voti...

VISITA LE MIE FOTO E LASCIA UN COMMENTO!

POI DAMMI UN VOTO... AIUTAMI A MIGLIORARE!

NORVEGIA...MY HOME

La linea costiera della norvegia meridionale è frequentemente spezzata, per colpa dei monti e dei fiumi. La montagna si propaggina in colli  e promontori davanti ai quali si adagiano spesso le isole; i fiumi hanno scavato le valli e sfociano in insenature.
In una di queste insenature vi era la fattoria (...)
I monti all'orizzonte avevano un aspetto grandioso, ma lì davanti erano più bassi. La fattoria giaceva tra due catene di colli, lunghe, prominenti, coperte di boschi. Le case erano talmente addossate alle alture (...) che il vento di ponente non vi aveva alcun accesso.

Bjornstjerne Bjornson, Mary, 1906

WE LOVE YOU 4EVER!!!!

Hee-hee!
Ooh!
Go on girl!
Aaow!

Hey pretty baby with the high heels on
You give me fever
Like I've never, ever known
You're just a product of loveliness
I like the groove of your walk,
Your talk, your dress
I feel your fever
From miles around
I'll pick you up in my car
And we'll paint the town
Just kiss me baby
And tell me twice
That you're the one for me

The way you make me feel
(The way you make me feel)
You really turn me on
(You really turn me on)
You knock me off of my feet
(You knock me off of my feet)
My lonely days are gone
(My lonely days are gone)

I like the feelin' you're givin' me
Just hold me baby and I'm in ecstasy
Oh I'll be workin' from nine to five
To buy you things to keep you by my side
I never felt so in love before
Just promise baby, you'll love me forever more
I swear I'm keepin' you satisfied
'Cause you're the one for me

The way you make me feel
(The way you make me feel)
You really turn me on
(You really turn me on)
You knock me off of my feet now baby - hee!
(You knock me off of my feet)
My lonely days are gone - a acha acha
(My lonely days are gone)
Acha-ooh

Go on girl!
Go on! Hee! Hee! Aaow!
Go on girl!
I never felt so in love before
Promise baby, you'll love me forevermore
I swear I'm keepin' you satisfied
'Cause you're the one for me. . .

Territorio: 386 958 km2
Popolazione (2005): 4.606.000
Densità: 14 ab/Km²
Forma di governo: Monarchia costituzionale ereditaria
Capo dello Stato:  Sua Maestà Re Harald V di Norvegia
Capo del Governo: Primo Ministro Jens Stoltenberg
Capitale: Oslo (519.000 ab., 801.000 aggl. urbano)
Altre città: Bergen 212.600 ab., Trondheim 145.700 ab., Stavanger 110.700 ab.
Gruppi etnici: Norvegesi 95%, Asiatici 1%, Svedesi 0,6%, Lapponi 0,5%, Danesi 0,4%, altri 2,5%
Paesi confinanti: Svezia, Finlandia, Russia a EST
Lingua: Norvegese (Bokmål e Nynorsk)
Religione: Chiesa di Norvegia (Evangelica Luterana)
Moneta: Corona norvegese
 

Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Come on

Come on
Lay it on me
All right...

I'm giving you
On count of three
To show your stuff
Or let it be
I'm telling you
Just watch your mouth
I know your game
What you're about

Well they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
But my friend you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...
Chorus:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on, you know
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad...

The word is out
You're doin' wrong
Gonna lock you up
Before too long
Your lyin' eyes
Gonna tell you right
So listen up
Don't make a fight
Your talk is cheap
You're not a man
You're throwin' stones
To hide your hands

But they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
And my friends you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...

Chorus

We can change the world tomorrow
This could be a better place
If you don't like what I'm sayin'
Then won't you slap my face...

Chorus

Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again...)

Chorus
(Repeat - ad lib)

Who's bad?

Your love is magical, that's how I feel
But I have not the words here to explain
Gone is the grace for expressions of passion
But there are worlds and worlds of ways to explain
To tell you how I feel
But I am speechless, speechless
That's how you make me feel
Though I'm with you I am far away and nothing is for real
When I'm with you I am lost for words, I don't know what to say
My head's spinning like a carousel, so silently I pray
Helpless and hopeless, that's how I feel inside
Nothing's real, but all is possible if God is on my side
When I'm with you I am in the light where I cannot be found
It's as though I am standing in the place called Hallowed Ground
Speechless, speechless, that's how you make me feel
Though I'm with you I am far away and nothing is for real
I'll go anywhere and do anything just to touch your face
There's no mountain high I cannot climb
I'm humbled in your grace
Speechless, speechless, that's how you make me feel
Though I'm with you I am lost for words and nothing is for real
Speechless, speechless, that's how you make me feel
Though I'm with you I am far away, and nothing is for real
Speechless, speechless, that's how you make me feel
Though I'm with you I am lost for words and nothing is for real
SpeechlessYour love is magical, that's how I feel
But in your presence I am lost for words
Words like, "I love you."

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